Such an Andy Dwyer thing to do! Chris Pratt penned a hilarious apology in advance for what he may say during his upcoming Jurassic World press tour via Facebook on Friday, May 22. The Parks and Recreation alum kept it honest (“I am just dumb!”), and already has a name for his inevitable blunders: “JurassicGate.”
“I want to make a heartfelt apology for whatever it is I end up accidentally saying during the forthcoming ?#JurassicWorld? press tour. I hope you understand it was never my intention to offend anyone and I am truly sorry. I swear. I’m the nicest guy in the world. And I fully regret what I (accidentally will have) said in (the upcoming foreign and domestic) interview(s),” Pratt, 35, wrote.
“I am not in the business of making excuses. I am just dumb. Plain and simple. I try. I REALLY try!” he added. “When I do (potentially) commit the offensive act for which I am now (pre) apologizing you must understand I (will likely have been) tired and exhausted when I (potentially) said that thing I (will have had) said that (will have had) crossed the line.”
Anna Faris‘ husband knows he can get out of hand, but sometimes it’s actually on purpose! (He’s just warning, you guys!) “Those rooms can get stuffy and the hardworking crews putting these junkets together need some entertainment!” he continued.
“To those I (will have) offended please understand how truly sorry I already am. I am fully aware that the subject matter of my imminent forthcoming mistake, a blunder (possibly to be) dubbed “JurassicGate” is (most likely) in no way a laughing matter,” he joked. “To those I (will likely have had) offended rest assured I will do everything in my power to make sure this doesn’t happen (again).”
Pratt’s humorous message comes on the heels of backlash some Avengers: Age of Ultron actors received following a press junket last month. At the time, Chris Evans and Jeremy Renner apologized after calling Scarlett Johansson’s character Black Widow “a slut” during an interview with British publication Digital Spy.